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Let’s dive into the fluffiest, comfiest investigation of your life. Ready to be judged? 
1. The Starfish (Flat on your back, limbs everywhere)
Laziness Level: 8/10
You sleep like a starfish because… why not? It’s a full-body stretchathon and you’re not here to do anything. You’re probably the type who sets 5 alarms, snoozes them all, and still wonders how it’s already noon.
Let’s face it—you like your space, you hate effort, and if it takes more than one pillow to solve a problem, you’re out.
Bonus points: If you don’t even pull the covers back over you in the morning. That’s lazy royalty right there.
2. The Fetal Position (Curled up like a cinnamon roll)
Laziness Level: 4/10
Surprisingly, fetal sleepers aren’t that lazy. You’re curled up, sure—but that’s just because you’re emotionally preparing for the chaos of life. You’re probably exhausted from trying too hard.
You might not be lazy… just done with everyone.
Red flag: If you roll into the fetal position after waking up, just to delay getting out of bed—welcome to the club.
3. The Side Sleeper
Laziness Level: 6/10
Comfort is king and effort is the enemy. You’ve found the perfect balance of not trying too hard, but not letting your life spiral either.
You’re not lazy… just “strategically conserving energy.”
4. The Stomach Sleeper
Laziness Level: 3/10
Honestly, you’re trying. It takes work to sleep on your face and still breathe. You’re committed to this weirdly uncomfortable position, and that says a lot about your hustle.
But be warned: If you fall asleep face-down on your keyboard, that’s a special kind of lazy. Also: maybe hydrate?
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